sofiaauditores:

*inhales* what a beautiful day *exhales* to play video games for 15 hours straight

(Source: phantonhives)

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

defivnce:

facts

myindiangenocide:

how many chainz could 2 chainz chain if 2 chainz could chain chainz

(Source: stay-at-home-doge)

tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

celeritious:

you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved

alarmingpenguin:

free shipping

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on orders $75 or more

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iamamiwhoamiawoman:


Kim admits to taking 1200 selfies while in Thailand. 

Performance art.
Boy: You look really nice
Girl: Aww thanks
Boy: No hetero
killergoth:

take me here on our first date

elissamvp:

When you say something smart and people are shocked

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starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

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(Source: 55mph-archive)