sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

harrysadad:

"teen girls are super crazed!! it’s unhealthy!!" u ever seen a grown man when his stupid ass football team loses

How do I pick up girls and how do I tell lesbians from the not-so-lesbians?
Anonymous

thegaywomenchannel:

For those of you wondering how to tell if a girl is gay, it’s quite simple. Ask.

No, do not ask if she is gay. Ask, “Do you think Kristen Stewart is gay?” 

If she says “yes.” She’s gay. If she says “What? No.” then she is straight, and possibly legally blind.

asvprock:

I wonder when people in my school are gonna realize i’m internet famous.

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

(Source: tracey-hummel)

poutingly:

angryfuckingvegan:

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Milk is not natural.

Angryfuckingvegan comes the conclusion that cows are not real and milk does not actually exist

(Source: princess-passion-flower)

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP
twerkingderp:

thebisexualfeminist:

This is so important I can’t even put it into words. 
Not all Christians are closed minded assholes.
Not all Muslims are terrorists.
Not all atheists are anti-religion jerks.

THIS

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh)